neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

indoorqueen:

is that regina george

indoorqueen:

is that regina george

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

image

photograbey:

My Life

photograbey:

My Life

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word